How not to Book an Escort

With years of escorting experience behind me, I have acquired something of a finely tuned bullshit-ometer, coupled with acute intuition and other intangible variables, all of which keep me safe and sane.

At 45 years old I’m comfortable.  Not flashy, jet setting around the world bragging on Instagram about my latest superficial splurge in yet another gorgeous hotel; not really that frivolous but not fearing the bailiffs or wondering if I can afford a holiday this year – that kind of  comfortable.

This means I don’t need to work; I work because it’s fun, the sex interesting and the money is great, even with my 1-booking-a-day-more-like-a-week.

Bearing this in mind, you can imagine just how easily it is to NOT get a booking.  It could be something that I can’t quite put my finger on – perhaps the brusque, dismissive manner puts him on my Do Not Answer list.  Or maybe the agitated abusive swearing demonstrated by today’s latest Block List addition – KaneForFun (an ironic choice of moniker in retrospect since he sounded anything but)  on Adultwork, who called on DirectChat when my number was not appearing, as is often the case when I feel like taking enquiries by Email.

After further investigations into his claims that he had booked a male escort called Cameron from Maxes Angels it turns out they have no male escort of that name, according to Max himself.   Another tick in the close call box I’m sure you will agree.

You only get one chance to make a first impression/fuck it up.  Don’t be like Kane.

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Wank HO-liday!

These wank holidays are so much fun when you have a day of filth & depravity lined up!

Not being one to hurry one’s enjoyment of the finer things in life, some notice will be required to avoid mutual disappointment.

Not to say that your same day escort booking won’t be successful; it just might… but it is all the more likely if you are able to take your pleasure as seriously as I do! 😜

EXPOSED: HotPJ the cum junkie

I do love speaking to my filthy perverted friends on Adultwork and today I had the pleasure of speaking to one particular pervert who love love loves being exposed for the dirty little cum drinking cumslut that he is, so much so that I recorded a 2 minute snippet leaving it FREE so that all and sundry could hear what faggy things he loves to get up to on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

He later bottled it & requested it to be taken down, as they inevitably do…

Poorly Poorly AdultWork • Edited 10th June 2014

Another day, another bit of poorlyness at my lovely adultwork boo!

Short term it’s fine no problemo as I am practically fully booked today here in sunny Paddington but we do need to again consider where else to advertise given that this is not the first nor the last time this is happening.

My eggs are far from being in this one sexy basket but even so, 99% of my work comes from this site.

Slightly worrying, to say the least, time to add to one’s advertising venues methinks!

AdultWork is a bit poorly

We all have our off days and AdultWork is no exception!

Except here they are enduring a DDOS attack, not just letting the tea boy run the show!

Everything happens for  a reason and this, like any other perceived pain in the arse, is no different!  It serves to make us realise just how reliant we are/were on AW & what the shitting fuck we would do without it.

Now is that time to start considering contingency plans & cease to put all one’s eggs in that, large and admittedly very lovely as it is, basket.

I had to do this years ago when I used to keep fucking up, doing things wrong & kept getting booted off but even so, like many, I do heavily rely on my home on t’interweb to service my sexual musings.

Everyone handles drama in different ways so whatever way that might be, it might be an idea to try and upgrade that modus operandi up a level & see where that takes us.  Maybe we might just give up, complain a lot and focus our energies there.  Maybe that energy would be better used in a more positive direction of registering on another cam site and getting that website up and running after talking about it for so long.

These things are sent to try us and nobody can accuse this particular event of not doing that!

What a Lovely Change!

It was great to chat to a gentleman who had actually purchased my content from the legitimate source instead of downloading it from one of those shitty tube sites!

After we chatted briefly about the scene I got to thinking wanking about Jim Slip & Lara Latex who were wonderful to work with. We created a hot yet fun scene full of character as well as great sex, which is what makes their site as successful as it is.

Another nice change is to venture to an obscure part of the cunt-ry which is where I am right now – sunny Leicester!

I was up here seeing friends & fuck buddies so thought I would combine it with some whoring but it’s been so busy (not tricky to do – I don’t see many penises a day) I’ve not had as much time to get round everyone!

On my last couple of days up here & you guys have made me so welcome it’s been so fun! The rest of the time I’m on cam so looking forward to luring a few more into my bed before one returns to London on Wednesday.

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For some reason we seem to be appearing on The Front Page of AdultWork every Friday which is fantastic news for all our members!

We have some new members who were rescued from some douche who was robbing these girls of not only 20% of their income but also of their hard earned feedback and in one girl’s case, all her final payment when they leave

Here at Porn Central we all enjoy the benefits of clubbing together for frequent appearances on the front page, so gaining valuable exposure on one of the world’s biggest adult playgrounds

The even better news is that the bigger Porn Central gets the more often we can enjoy our exposure! From August we will be appearing on the front page 5 times per month instead of ‘only’ 4 times!

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